10 Reasons Why You Should Buy Girl Scout Cookies

Yup, it’s Girl Scout cookie time.
Those girls time it just right. Just as your New Years diet resolve is weakening, they come a’knocking.
In case you need a little nudge toward an extra box of coconut-caramel Samoas, here are 10 good reasons why you should buy Girl Scout cookies.





10) They’re not Boy Scout cookies.





9) You can thumb your nose at Conservative mudslingers.
Prominent voices on the Christian Right claim that we’re distracted by the cute green outfits and cookies; that the Girl Scouts are really out to feed us a radical feminist lesbian agenda along with a box of peanut butter Do-Si-Dos. The Family Research Council published Girl Scouts Not Pro-Abortion! Earth Not Round!; WorldNetDaily blared the headline GIRL SCOUTS EXPOSED: LESSONS IN LESBIANISM; and HonestGirlScouts.com created a timeline titled  A History with Planned Parenthood, United Nations, Radicals & More as part of its Girl Scouts Hall of Shame.



8) Cookie app!


7)There’s something to this Girl Scouts thing.
Nearly three-quarters of all the women serving in Congress, including 14 of the 20 women senators, are former Girl Scouts. This is especially notable when you consider that less than 10% of U.S. women were scouts in their youth.


6) The Girl Scouts take credit cards.





5) New cookie boxes.
The re-designed packaging features girl-power images from the Pulitzer Prize winning photographer David Hume Kennerly who has photographed four decades of American presidents, documented the Jonestown massacre, and produced a book about the last Seinfeld episode.


4) The Girl Scouts made LGBT history welcoming the first transgender scout.
Last year’s statement from the Girl Scouts of Colorado: “Girl Scouts is an inclusive organization and we accept all girls in kindergarten through 12th grade as members. If a child identifies as a girl and the child’s family presents her as a girl, Girl Scouts of Colorado welcomes her as a Girl Scout.”



3) Do it for Hillary.
Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton. Sandra Day O’Connor, Janet Reno, and Madeleine Albright. Every woman astronaut that’s ever flown in space. Gloria Steinem, Barbara Walters, Martha Stewart, Taylor Swift, and Venus Williams. All told, the Girl Scouts of America claim 64% of today’s women leaders—civic, athletic corporate, political, arts and sciences— as their own.


2) National Girl Scout Cookie Day is coming.



  1) Thin Mints.



5 Responses to 10 Reasons Why You Should Buy Girl Scout Cookies

  1. Norma says:

    You’re kidding, right? Girl Scout cookies are made with the cheapest, most-processed ingredients available (HFCS, partially hydrogenated everything, including palm oil). Living in a country where I am confronted on a daily basis with 11-year-old girls whose bellies look five months pregnant and nine-year-old boys with B-cup breasts, the last thing we need is children selling low-quality, heavily-processed, sugar- and preservative-filled, artificial-everything baked goods to other children. The Boy Scouts here sell popcorn (microwaveable bags also full of hydrogenated oils and preservatives) and I won’t buy that either. The idea of these organizations selling junk food incenses me, just as the proliferation of artificially-colored pink junk foods displayed in the supermarket every October to “Find a Cure!”

  2. Amy says:

    Ahhhhh…thin mints in the freezer! Delish.

  3. Kendra says:

    Haha! Thin Mints may transcend politics, but I think it would take a Samoa or Tagalong to win me over!

  4. Janice says:

    I’m sorry it’s not 10 for 10 for you as it is for me. Maybe a few work? After all, Thin Mints transcend politics.

  5. Kendra says:

    Wow, I think you just convinced me NOT to buy Girl Scout cookies. I generally enjoy your blog, but couldn’t disagree more with your politics.

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